"I’ve heard that you have to look like the porn stars to keep your partner happy."
Even the porn stars don’t look like porn stars.
"I’m afraid to say I’m a virgin. They’ll laugh."
Why virginity is becoming the new black.
"Apparently you’ve gotta do at least three different positions or they get dead bored."
Sex is an art, not a maths lesson. Relax and go with the flow.
"They say if you’ve got a small one they can’t even feel it."
"I’ve heard that people only find it hot if you’re bald from the eyebrows down."
Billiard balls or hairy Mary? Only you know what’s right for you.